Saturday, November 3, 2012

Free Beer!

One of the things I do to make a living is serve as recording engineer for various animation projects. Essentially, I record the actors as they voice the different roles. As it happens, I recorded most of the 4th season of a show called "Metalocalypse," which airs on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. The show has a fairly rabid, cult-like fan base. One day, while wearing my Metal/Dethklok crew shirt, I stopped into a local convenience store only to find that the proprietor of the fine establishment was one of the aforementioned Metalocalypse fans. As a result, I received the two bottles of beer you see pictured below... free of charge!

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Pork n' Boots

I was trucking along in Joshua Tree National Park a month or so ago with a couple friends, and we saw this little guy crossing the road. Can you see it? I didn't want to get too close, but it appears to be a young diamond back rattlesnake! He was probably about three feet long (no real reference in this shot). He sort of looked at us for a little while, and then slithered over to that rock that's behind him there, and curled up in the shade. We kept our distance and tried not to bother the little fellow, but we couldn't resist checking him out. Anyway, just thought I'd share. Oh, by the way, while we were out there we filmed me playing a couple tunes with my friends kick-ass Canon 5D camera. If/when I get around to doing a little editing/outputting, maybe it'll find it's way up here on The Melon Patch via You Tube or something. We'll see, we'll see...
So I'm waiting for my food down at the local Baja Fresh (don't judge), and I'm surveying my fellow patrons, and I'm struck by both the stark contrast, as well as the unlikely symmetry of this tableau. I won't narrate this one too much, except for to say that I think the young LDS gentleman on the left spotted me taking this picture; which, while mildly embarrassing for me, was a price I was willing to pay to capture one of life's little coincidences.

Friday, June 22, 2012

DAMN! Have you ever had this? It is darned good. You can't buy it in stores, but you can buy it at the Lagunitas brewery! That's right, next time you find yourself north of San Francisco, in what is sometimes referred to as "wine-country" here in California, forgo the wineries and instead hit up the plethora of breweries that dot the landscape. One of the finest is the aforementioned Lagunitas Brewing Company.  And one of their finest products is their barley wine (named "GnarlyWine"). Be forewarned, it is 10.6% alcohol by volume... (I'm suffering the effects of it right now... as a matter of fact... damn it feels good), it is formidable!! In any case, I heartily endorse this stuff. While you're up there, you might as well check out The Ace-In-The-Hole Pub (I played there once). Their specialty? Cider! I know, I know, Cider? But trust me, whatever your reservations, this place will disabuse you of your beer-prejudiced snobbery. Try the Pear Cider, hell! Try 'em all!! (There is a noticeable proportionality between my intoxication and my use of exclamation points!!!... and I think I spell better when I'm fluffed... by he way).

Friday, April 27, 2012

The Honey Dewdrops

A few weeks ago, Virginia duo The Honey Dewdrops (Laura Wortman and Kagey Parish) were in town and they slept on our couch. No really, both of them at the same time! Our couch is that wide. Anyway, In the morning, Jennie and I made them some breakfast and then we all drove up to Santa Barbara, where I did a little opener for them. I even got to play along on a tune (pictured above). Needless to say, it was all great fun, and darn it if they don't sound ridiculously good! Click on the link above and check out their stuff, you owe it to yourself.

Friday Frilling: Pug(s)

Check back here each Friday for stuff like this! Or don't, I certainly wouldn't blame you. It's sort of important to me that I publicly admit that I like this kind of stuff. Embarrassing? Somewhat, but I am what I am, and I am someone who thinks that a pug dressed up as a pug is hilarious. I'll try to balance this proclivity by proportionally exhibiting more cultured material, but sometimes it's just gonna' be just be pugs dressed as pugs...

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Pensive Peregrinations I: Science Education

Under the heading of "things related to the life" and not necessarily "the music" of Shaun Cromwell, I thought I would post something about the plight of science education here in the United States. I know, right? Just... please bear with me...

Prior to my formative musical studies, I was, at one time, a fledgling biology student at Michigan State University. While my academic performance was less than stellar, I did have an aptitude toward the sciences. As a professor of mine once said to me, "Shaun, most of these people don't get this stuff, but you're just not trying." Anyway, my inadequacies as a student aside, I did cultivate a basic understanding of, and an appreciation for, all things science; in particular, the extreme breadth and expanse of the wondrous field of Biology. To illustrate, the foundational theory of biology is referred to as The Modern Evolutionary Synthesis; it combines Gregor Mendel's Genetics, with Charles Darwin's theory of Evolution by Natural Selection and was later extended to include the findings of Ecology and Developmental Biology. On the whole, it is less than 100 years old, and constitutes the basis for everything we can claim to know about life on this planet. Without it, literally nothing (including any internally-consistent-conjecture that some might proffer) even remotely makes sense in light of the evidence surrounding the diversity of life. (As an aside, it should be noted that while I could just as easily refer to other aspects of science-denialism, I'll limit my focus to Evolution...) So, it's profoundly demoralizing to see Evolution so maligned (despite its being as well understood and evidenced as anything that human beings have come to count as knowledge) in service of what we here in the United States euphemistically call "the culture wars." It's as if a large segment of the U.S. population views scientists as simply one more interest group trying to foist their propagandized demagogic claims on an unsuspecting and gullible American public. This demonstrates an unfortunate level of ignorance, one that is being fostered in many communities throughout the US of A.

Without delving too deeply into the history of the anti-evolution movement in this country–one that dates back to at least 1925 with the Scopes Monkey Trial–I'll just point out the latest strategy. It is the persistent attempt at circumventing the scientific process through partisan legislation. Legislation that seeks to give broad interpretive leeway to science teachers, allowing them to either: not teach evolution, or to erroneously represent it as "just a theory" among many possible theories (usually emphasizing one of the many brands of creationism). As a result, those who are antagonistic toward the underlying naturalistic aspects of the scientific method, seek to broaden the scope of science to include the supernatural. I won't delve into the philosophical aspects of why this is absurd; suffice it to say, those proffering "alternative theories" to evolution, have yet to flesh out an actual theory, only untestable hypotheses. While these hypotheses are certainly fodder for curricula associated with courses such as: "Comparative Religion"; "Philosophy of Religion"; even "History of Science",  et. al., they do not belong in biology class or, more generally, science courses. It is important to point out that the scientific methodology that is used in amassing the knowledge that makes up Evolutionary Theory, is the very same methodology used in the study of medicine; in fact, medicine is often dependent on the ideas inherent in Evolutionary Theory. What is acceptable for one branch of science–and all that it produces–is good for all the rest, as the underlying methodology is exactly the same! The key point here is that science is not some abstract thing done somewhere off in a laboratory with test tubes, bunsen burners, lab coats, and such; it is that–narrowly, but broadly, it's the endeavor of people attempting to understand the world through the use of our various cognitive faculties. It uses the same exact tools that we use daily to solve all sorts of quotidian problems (albeit in a highly formalized way): deductive and inductive logic; creativity; finely honed intuitions; observation; careful testing and analysis of data. We use these tools to elucidate the best explanations available to us, of the various phenomena we encounter in this universe. Science is never done. As better equipment, techniques, and more detailed knowledge becomes available, we can always refine that which we've learned. Certain things, however: Gravitational Theory, the Germ Theory of DiseaseAtomic Theory, and the Theory of Evolution are firmly established. These various ideas represent the closest thing we have to certainty. If you have any doubt of this, you owe it to yourself to follow some of the links that I have provided.

Scientific ignorance, especially when it is institutionalized, could very well damage the well-being of our society; not only from an abstract intellectual standpoint, but also economically. Without a solid educational foundation in both the facts, methods, and processes that make up what we–collectively–refer to as science, we will both individually and as a country, fall behind in job creation and profit generated from the products and intellectual properties that stem from scientific and technological innovation.

If you live in a state that is affected by the type of legislation I've described, please write your representatives to tell them how you feel, and contact organizations such as the National Center For Science Education with any related complaints.

Congratulations if you made it to the end!

Yeah Science!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012


Christopher Locket took this photo. I like it. As a general rule, I–like many of you–enjoy pictures of myself about as much as I enjoy prostate exams (which is to say, not very much–just to clarify). But I do like this one. Might have something to do with the Elvis portrait. It was taken at Rafa's Lounge, a strange Echo Park establishment with an eclectic melange of aged folk art, confused architecture, and artful steel work... They sell Rosé from a box (Franzia, if I remember correctly), and Carlo Rossi Burgundy from a jug. It's somewhat macabre and, at the same time, charming. Rafa is quiet, unassuming, and as far as I can tell, exceedingly pleased to be hosting live music. Thanks to Chris for the photo (I think this one is kind of low res; maybe I'll hit him up for the full version) and the gig, and thanks to Rafa for the space.

Monday, April 9, 2012

"This Place Really Sucks"

This is somewhat random, but over a year ago now, when I did a little tour of British Columbia, I saw
this sign on the side of the road. It's, perhaps, one of the more unusual marketing strategies I've come across. Maybe they're looking for a very specific sort of clientele...?